Bozo on Obamacare Sign-Up Blitz: ‘We Could Lose’ (Please, God)

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Dontcha just love Uncle Joey?  He’s a double-whammy. Biden’s not only the best advertisement against DemoLibitis since Castro, he’s also the best April Fools Poster Boy  since Bozo the Clown.

The veep’s March 30 fund-raising pitch, We Could Lose, may have even the most pessimistic Conservs ordering out for champagne. Mr. Hoof-in-the-Mouth admits:

“I’ve been in this business a long time, and I’ve seen a lot of deadlines come and go.

But let me tell you why the deadline tomorrow is among the most important: If we wake up on Tuesday and find out we came up short, we’re in bad shape for November — that is not hyperbole.”

Well, shazaam!

“Losing will mean more senators like Ted Cruz, and more Tea Party Republicans in the House.”

Didya catch that? From Uncle Joe’s lips to your ears/eyes, the veep just admitted – in writing – that “coming up short” on Obamacare sign-ups equals “losing.”  Please, God.

Conspicuous by its absence in Bozo’s pitch is mention of “Obamacare” or “Affordable Healthcare.”  Coincidence? Yeah, like water is wet.

As for “more senators like Ted (Lionheart) Cruz and more Tea Party Republicans in the House,” if that’s not reason to put the Dom Perignon on ice, what is?

Also  – don’t miss this – any time a DemoLib singles out an entity or an individual by name, particularly when they’re trying to rake in the dough, that’s a clue. It tells you exactly who’s being effective, and who has them running for the tall grass. Thanks for the tip, Unc!

Woo-hoo!

 

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Addendum:

 

So, the usual suspects are trumpeting “victory” in hitting the 7M mark. Really? From the same people who’ve been wafflling, stonewalling and cooking the books since 2008? If Obamacare is so wonderful, wouldn’t people be signing up in droves – like a whole lot more than $7M? And how many of those 7M alleged sign-ups include the 6M ppl who lost their insurance because of Obummercare? Or signed up not because they’re thrilled with the deal, but because they thought they might go to jail if they didn’t? And what about the folks who’ve lost hours and/or jobs because of Obummercare?  So the regime making a big wahoo over this is more smoke and mirrors from the Smoke and Mirrors Experts – and that’s after a four-month full court propaganda blitz.

Big whoop.

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