Let’s face it, ladies. Liberal men make the worst dates.
Unless your version of Prince Charming is a whiny, self-absorbed petulant who needs a road map to figure out which way the wind is blowing and thinketh more government is The Answer to everything – and if it is, what’s wrong with you? – you’re better off staying home watching Jane Austen flicks with the dog.
Here are 10 ways to spot a liberal loser a mile away*. From the “New Voices” video series by Dinesh D’Souza.
*Conservelocity’s 10 Dead Giveaways:
- He’s 40 years old and lives in his mother’s basement.
- He wears the likeness of a bereted Cuban commie on his T-shirt and doesn’t have a clue who he’s promoting.
- He thinks the First Amendment applies only to him and his ideological cronies.
- He thinks the Second Amendment applies only to hunters and “militia.”
- He has no opinion on Amendments 3 thru 10 cuz he can’t count that high.
- He couldn’t spell “Constitution” if he tripped over it.
- His favorite new word is “microaggression” – and probably can’t spell that, either.
- He prefers cumquats, guavas and couscous to a New York steak – and insists you do likewise.
- He’s perenially exhausted from being *offended* at everyone and everything. All. The. Time.
- He’s so busy being “open-minded” that he has nothing but wind whistling between his ears.
What would you add?
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