Dear Men:

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I’ve had about all the DemoLib dumb bell-it-is I can stand for one week. So here’s something lighter. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Dear Men:

We love you. Really. We do. But when you’re walking by a woman who’s minding her own business and start talking/behaving like this? Here’s how you sound. Only creepier:

This isn’t flattering. It’s not cool. It’s not funny. Or cute. Or “hot.”  It’s stupid. In fact, you sound like a three-alarm moron. Start talking like this to a lady and you might as well strap on a neon sign that says: IDIOT. LOSER. NOT WORTH A NANO-SECOND OF YOUR TIME, DARLIN’. MOVE ON.

Yeah, baby.

To men who DON’T do this:Thank you. (You know who you are.) To fathers who set the example and teach their sons not to behave like this, double thank yous. Now kindly tell the pinheads around you who still do this to knock it off.  And grow up.  Cuz you know what? They make you ALL look bad. Clear?

While we’re on the subject – sort of – ‘Die Hard‘ is NOT a “Christmas” movie. Got that?

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