In the meantime, here’s a caucus tip (throwin’ this in at no extra charge): Chill.
If you can’t do that, Simply Three can help. Haven’t heard of Simply Three? Well, shoot. Where ya been? These guys are Just. Plain. Fun. Check out that beach! And the cliff!
You may also want to warm up your toe-tappin’ muscles:
If caucusing turns into Snoozeville, hit Wake Me Up. Cuz when it comes to primaries and caucuses, there are two things you can count on: 1) No one knows what’ll happen; 2) The sun will come up manana.
Don’t be late.