Ted & Carly: ‘Dream Team’?

So pleased to hear that Sen Ted Cruz, the only consistent conservative constitutionalist in the prez race, has finally taken my advice: choose Carly Fiorina as your running mate.

Love the Carly pick. She’s a perfect foil to faux conserv Sarah P. She’ll eat Shrillary for breakfast. Fiorina was also the first to get under Trumpelstilskin’s skin. She’s a shoo-in to draw out Il Duce-NY‘s inner chauvinist – not that that takes much – and go attack dog on the Queen of Chappaqua.

Buckle up!