I know what you’re thinking. You can’t possibly keep up with everything that’s going on in Visneyland. “Free” Wi Fi. Budget-cutting lay-offs that aren’t. $10K City Hall makeovers that aren’t. A mayor that… well. You know.
Not to fret. Our special correspondent unearthed this exclusive video chronicling the inner workings of the $amuel and $mee administration.
Join us for this behind-the-scenes glimpse into Visneyland. Yo ho! Yo ho!
Don’t forget that “free tattoo”! (Coming soon to downtown Montesano?)