I’m not even going to hazard a guess as to why FBI Director James Comey concluded, straight-faced, that the Marquise de Kleptocratia shouldn’t face charges on thousands of emails found on Anthony Weiner’s laptop. Or how in the Sam Hill the Bureau could adequately review 650K+ emails in eight days.
Yea, verily. It’s enough to restore my faith in the Easter Bunny. Or Lord Voldemort.
Here’s the good news: Just one more day. Cuz I’ve about had it with dueling polls. Talking head pundits. Robo calls. Pinhead prognosticators. Spinmeisters. DemoLib smear campaigns. Richard Fowler.
If you’re as sick of this stuff as I am, buck up. I’ll even help you out with a little umph from Les Miserables. From the Act 1 Finale:
One other thing. No matter how tomorrow pans out at the local, state, or federal levels, I’m pretty sure the sun will still come up on Wednesday morning. So hang in there.